Game: My Hill

This game is called: My Hill.
The point of this game is to conquer the hill.
I'm currently mastering the hill. You only have to find a way to get me of the hill so you can master the hill.
You can simply just kick me of it, or use you flamethrower or something.
Be creative and have fun.

I sneak up behind you and kick you in the rump, and as you tumble down the hill, you are attacked by vicious weasels!

I rule teh hill!

I kick you of the hill and you fall into pit of boiling lava.

My hill.

I pick up a glob of magma and throw it at your face, knocking you off the hill.

I ride a magic magma carpet to the top of the hill and claim it as my own.

I find a chicken and eat it. Feathers of that chicken lured slimes that attacked you. You run in panic and one of slimes push you into another pit of boiling lava.

My hill.

I throw a headcrab at your face, and it latches on and makes you a HEADCRAB ZOMBIE!

I take my place on the hill.

I buy a bomber and load it with shit. I bombard you with shit and jump out of a plane... Wait a second... I forgot parachute... I fall into pit of boiling lava

Your hill. :/

Pulling myself out of the refuse, I laugh at your demise. Happy that the hill is still mine, I do a victory dance, and trip on a pebble. I fall down the hill and break my neck.

THE HILL IS FOR GRABS!

I conquer the hill

I smack you with a toadstool the size of a walrus. You are sent flying through the air and hit a coal vein on the side of a cliff.

I start building a fort around the hill made out of diamonds.

THE HILL IS MINE!

I sabotage your fort and destroy torches inside.
Creeper spawned and blown up everything.(Yes, you got blown up)
While you try to find a hill, i make OBSIDIAN fort

THE HILL IS MINE!

I assault your fort on a saddled pig, hoping to steal some blocks from you.

I made tnt traps and you fall into one and you blown up (AGAIN)

I find a cliffside and build a fort out of it. I then recruit a 100 griefers to go destroy your fort.

I banned them, but they destroyed my fort so i collect my obsidian and start to make a new fort!

Still my hill

I assault your fort while you're still building it. As I advance on your position, you start throwing cows and pigs at me, but I dodge them everytime. Finally, I do a flying kick that smashes your face in and knocks you unconscious.

As you are knocked out, I take the fort as my own, dig out a dungeon below, and put you in a locked cell.

Oh, and if you even escape, watch out for my traps. Hehehe...

THE HILL IS MINE!

I kill myself and respawn nearby fort. ON NOES! 3 SKELETONS! I run inside fort and close the doors. I can see you on tower fighting with them, so i push you of that tower.

MY HILL AND FORT!

I use hax to fly to the top of your fort and drop tnt on it. The blast destroys the fort and sends you flying through the air and landing 200 miles away.

My hill!

U BASTARD! I'm lost in woods but ive got a torches, diamond tools and compas so i find my way to hill. I simply kill you with my diamond sword.

My hill! HUZZAH!

Since I'm so awesome, I bend back time to the point before you stab me with your sword and I pause time. I then proceed to whack you about the face with my fists till it is a bloody pulp. I then turn time back on and watch you collapse onto the ground.

I take your belongings and take the hill.

Since i'm cheater i edit my inventory to get 99999 TNTs.
I placed TNT in every wall, in every hole.
Effects: You are dead AND cool chain reaction

MAH HILL!

I call down Slimey from the heavens, and upon seeing what you did to my fort, he smothers you with goo. You die a sloooow death.

Then I throw you into the Sarlacc Pit.

Then I build a lava moat around the hill and build the fort out of Bedrock!

MAH HILL!

HEY! DON'T INVOLVE SLIMEY TO THIS!
I kick you of the server

So hill is mine i guess

(That was a low blow, man. )

I rejoin the server and I spawn right on a cliff with a waterfall. I punch a tree and use the sticks to build a boat and I ride the boat down the waterfall and hit a ramped piece of terrain at blazing speeds.

I soar through the air and crash into the fort. I pull out a stick I didn't use to build the boat with and throw it at you. The stick lodges in your brain.

THAT OUGHTA...SPRUCE...THINGS UP!

I ban both your IP addresses.
Hill mine and mine alone.